The idea of rentable bikes is very cool, but a) it can easily disrupt the flow of foot traffic on sidewalks and b) there's an increasing number of bike riders who don't wear helmets.
Has any troll already tried renting a bunch of bikes and leaving them all bunched together as an obnoxious barricade?
Yay green power. Let's hope for safe, responsible cyclists.
Think of what we can build together.
... with obnoxious green bikes.
A fortress? Dare I say... a wall?
I don't know how the security of these bikes works, but creative not-so-wholesome types must be getting some interesting ideas.
What about those who don't have smartphones but want to use these bikes? What if someone pees on it? What if someone just needs to replace the wheel of their personal bike, and it just so happens to be the same style/size/whatever of these Lime bikes? Can someone affix a fruit cart to a bike and call it their business? Do these bikes have the lime logo? Does that logo include ADA-approved braille? Are there bicycles built for two? Are any of them mimics or transformers? Can you install your own personal bicycle bell? Are these ever used for street jousting? If they reach a geographical limit, do they spontaneously combust? Can you attach your own sign to these for mobile ads? Will there ever be tricycles? Unicycles?
Dear Starbucks,
Why did you name one of your featured drinks "triple mocha" when you've already taught the world that, in your vocabulary, "triple" refers to espresso shots, not "likesomuchchocolate"? Didn't think that would get confusing, hm?
Especially since Peets' medium drinks already have 3 espresso shots whereas your equivalent ("grande") has 2, rendering it very common for many coffee-enthusiasts to order an extra shot just to make a latte taste like something more than steamed milk. Jussayin.
#starbucksfail
An absolutely logical conversation. Coffee, feet, quilt, brain-eating, Pinterest, hugs... Very natural flow of ideas. Tell me you haven't heard this exact conversation in your local neighborhood coffee shop.
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