In heavy traffic, there's always that one driver who leads you into a false sense of traffic flow, accelerating up to 40 mph, waiting until the moment you let your guard down, then-- RRRT!
Dead stop.
And you think, "Okay, maybe that was my bad. I'll give 'em distance this time and stay alert." Accelerating cautiously. "Finally traffic seems to be picking up again." 40 mph. "Oh does this guy want in on my lane-- HOLYCRAP!"
Dead stop.
"Okay guy. Come on dude. Not cool bro. Now I'm giving you space-- Oh ho ho! Looks like you finally put space between you and the dude in-frunna-ya. Bout time! Okay, lessee if you've learned your lesson. Oh, look, an In-N-Out Burger--- DAMMIT WHY!?! WHY?!!!!!?!!!?!"
Dead stop well before the car in front of him.
"Okay guy. Come on dude. Not cool bro. Now I'm giving you space-- Oh ho ho! Looks like you finally put space between you and the dude in-frunna-ya. Bout time! Okay, lessee if you've learned your lesson. Oh, look, an In-N-Out Burger--- DAMMIT WHY!?! WHY?!!!!!?!!!?!"
Dead stop well before the car in front of him.
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